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Joke of the Day
"I gave a homeless guy some cheese today. I feel gouda 'bout it."
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"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."
"As I was paying for a 15 year old escort I thought... ...I'm getting a really good deal on this car."
"This list is unbelievable! Number 3 is just SHOCKING; Wait till you see what number 2 is and what tops this list is just amazing! Unbelievable List: 1. Amazing 2. 3. Static electricity"
"Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!"
"Can someone get Trump a thesaurus, I can't listen to the same 23 words every day"
"Why don't pedophiles win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind.."
"What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common? The pope died a virgin"
"My wife just found out I replaced the bed with a trampoline She hit the fucking roof"
"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"