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Joke of the Day

"If a girl says, ""I hate drama"" there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen."

"What's the difference between a ladder and a truck? It's no bad luck to walk under a truck."

"Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house."

"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."

"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"

"What happens when you come across lion? Wipe it off and say sorry."

"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."

"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."

"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."

"What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)"