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Joke of the Day

"A man was milking a cow... and suddenly a bull walks into the barn. The cow gets panic and says,""Oh shit! My husband!"""

"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."

"What is Moses's favorite beer? Busch Light."

"Vaccinated kids will get this... Autism."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 11 seconds."

"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet."

"Paddy goes to court for armed robbery! The jury foreman comes out and announced ""Not Guilty"" ""That's Grand"", shouted Paddy! ""Does that mean I can keep the money?"""

"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"