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Joke of the Day
"Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces? Because it's sham poo."
Next Joke
"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"
"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."
"My sickening birdwatching experience. I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."
"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""
"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"
"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."
"There are two cow's are in the field and the cow said moo and the different cows said that's what I was going to say!!!!! Because they are cows"
"If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?"
"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."