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Joke of the Day
"What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast."
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"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"
"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."
"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."
"What is worse than a dude shooting cum on your floor? A dude farting cum on your floor."
"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."
"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."
"Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics? Having legs....."
"Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please"
"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."