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Joke of the Day

"What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast."

"Did you know that you could cool yourself to absolute zero... and still be 0K?"

"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."

"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."

"ENEMY: can you smell that? That's fear. ME: the baked goods? ENEMY: no. focus on your fear. ME: we must be knife fighting behind a bakery"

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Whatcha dooooin'? 911: Sir, are you in danger? Me: *giggles* You're always so worried, but I'm fine, silly"

"Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris? Because the tower is an Eiffel."