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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."
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"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""
"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."
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"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."