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Joke of the Day
"If Apple makes a car, There won't be any windows in it."
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"Piles Day Today is ""World Piles Day"". Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate . . . . . . . for being the perfect Asshole!"
"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."
"What's the most awkward U.S state? O....Hi!.....o....."
"Django and Bjork, sitting in a tree, j-j-j-j-j-j-j."
"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"
"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy."
"My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. -Milton Jones"
"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""