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Joke of the Day

"You know how racist make their pancakes? With white powder."

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"Why did Jon Snow need a new battery? For the watch."

"Sometimes it's too hard to hate everyone all at once, so I hate people in shifts."

"Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out."

"You should never use the word ""nutsacky"" when describing how a newborn baby feels."

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."

"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."