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Joke of the Day
"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"
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"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"
"guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog"
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"
"What happened when Harry Potter had sex with a pig? He got hog warts."
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"
"How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof"
"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""
"Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc."