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Joke of the Day
"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"
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"Why do sharks like salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"
"Sometimes, I think I have had enough personal embarrassment for one lifetime, but then, I'm all like, ""No."" [rises from chair] NO."
"I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire"
"The worst thing about being the first person to live on the moon will be getting caught lying every time you claim to get laid."
"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"What do a moped and a fat chick have in common? Both are fun to ride but you'd never want your friend to catch you on one."
"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."
"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."
"How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator"