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Joke of the Day

"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."

"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"

"What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up"

"The Irishman's dilemma. Do you eat the potatoes now or do you let them ferment so you can drink them later?"

"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"

"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"

"Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on ""Sinatra."""

"How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to ***find*** it!"

"The guy who spelled 'Wednesday' like that sure pulled off some shit."

"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."