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Joke of the Day
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."
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"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."
"Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"
"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."
"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."