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Joke of the Day

"I didn't realize how cold it was outside today... ... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"

"Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan."

"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."

"Airline food is getting worse and worse The passengers on the Germanwings flight said it tasted like they were literally eating rocks."

"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."

"Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City."

"""This is all your fault!"" -Billionaire showing son his deed for all the land along the San Andreas Fault"

"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."