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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"
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"This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it."
"I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee."
"Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere? Because they don't have legs to walk, man."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."
"heres a knock knock joke for you knocks nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out further than ya dickey doo"
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say: > Hello from the other side..."
"Why do melons always have church weddings? Because they cantaloupe."
"The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman"
"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."