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Joke of the Day
"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."
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"Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras? If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies."
"Every girl I bring home is unemployed, drunk and on drugs. I'm starting to think that whole ""opposites attract"" thing is bullshit."
"Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people"
"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery."
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
"so my girl friend just called me a pedofile i told her that was a big word for a 5 year old"
"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"
"I just got a text from someone I don't know. They say they're sick and vomitting. Should I tell them that vomitting only has one T?"
"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."