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Joke of the Day
"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."
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"Some people say I'm unemployed, but I say I work.. for steam customer support"
"COP: Anything you say can and will be used against you-- ME: Handcuff keys COP (to his partner): Damn, this guy's good"
"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"
"What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common? They both wipe out Klingons."
"We'd love to offer you the job [My phone buzzes] Congrats on your 250 tweet! ME [leaving]: Lol no thanks I won't be needing to work anymore"
"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."
"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"
"If I wanted a Joke Id just stick the microphone to your moms vagina, the last thing that came out was a joke"