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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? **They were both originally made for *kids*, but *dad* ends up playing with them!**"

"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"

"What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo"

"How to get rid of crabs First, shave off half your pubes. Then light the other half on fire, as they run to the shaved side, stab them with a knife."

"Did you hear about the guy with the right side of his body removed? What you see is what's left"

"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."

"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."

"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."

"Twitter action film: MAN 1: Follow me. MAN 2: On Twitter? MAN 1: No. Physically, follow me. Or you'll be killed. MAN 2: On Twitter?"