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Joke of the Day
"I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding."
Next Joke
"Drive me up the wall, so I know you're 4 wheel"
"Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"
"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."
"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"
"Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick."
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."
"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"
"You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites and so does she."