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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"
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"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."
"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested ...charged with battery. *drops mic*"
"What do you call a group of undead police officers? Zombie Acopalypse"
"They say snapple is made from the best stuff on earth... But that's bullshit; I looked at the ingredients, I didn't see pussy or beer anywhere."
"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"
"3 Elephants jump out of a plane, the first two hit land and the last one hits water. What sound did they make? Bum-bum tssh!"
"What do beef hearts smell like? Honey."
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"The man who kept describing things as ""Smooth as a pig's butt"" has apparently had different life experiences than me."