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Joke of the Day

"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10, but it sucks because she's imaginary."

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They never met."

"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"

"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."

"They have a sea food place at Sea World. How morbid. What if I'm eating a slow leaner."

"Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong."

"Just took an acting class.... Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player"

"I got a joke MySpace"

"I just won the Polish Lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years."