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Joke of the Day
"I like my feminists like I like my sand. In sacks keeping the flood water away from my house."
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"How many black people are needed to change a light bulb? One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops."
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."
"To the guy who stole my camouflage jacket on the bus while I was asleep You can hide but you cannot run."
"What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky"
"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"
"I am quitting alcohol for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong I am quitting. Alcohol for a month."
"The Atlanta Falcons"
"If girls have two X chromosomes... Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?"