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Joke of the Day

"Why did H kill itself? Because the G-had!"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar"

"Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?"

"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."

"The difference between sex and pumpkin carving? In pumpkin carving, one is trying to get all of the seeds out."

"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."

"AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we'll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]"

"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"

"I told my boyfriend that I felt like I had been forgetting a lot of things lately. He said, ""because I've been fucking your brains out."" I've never laughed so hard."