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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21"
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"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"
"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"
"What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? ""Spraint your ankle!"" Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint"
"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."
"How many people work in your office Less than half"
"There's no woman in the world more beautiful than the one lying next to you...............at that time "
"There's a disturbing movie about an evil German lunatic who creates an ass-to-mouth chain of people who digest each other's shit. You know, that documentary about the Trump campaign."
"My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it. Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear."
"I know she's talking about rain but I don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches"