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Joke of the Day

"Them: What would you do if you knew that you couldn't fail? Me: Probably eat spaghetti while wearing a clean gray sweatshirt."

"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"

"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"

"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"

"What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known."

"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""

"I'm invincible. I can not be Vinced"

"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."

"How do you quiet a gay baby? Stick a pacifier up its ass"