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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco? Their balls will show."

"I found a lamp in a back alley When I rubbed it the genie said 'You may have a long memory, or a long penis' I forget my response"

"What is the difference between God and a police officer? God doesn't think he's a police officer."

"The great thing about Reddit and internet forums is that they're ageless. As long as teenagers act mature and adults act immature. And if you don't agree you're stupid."

"How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him."

"I stuffed my mom last night. I know you're thinking I have an Oedipus complex and that's gross but jokes on you I'm a taxidermist"

"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""

"I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers. America needs a first lady."

"Why can't you hang out with bears? Their bad breath is un-bear-able."

"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"