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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? .... .... You oscillate its tit a lot"
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"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."
"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."
"What do Italians eat on Halloween? fettucine afraid-o"
"Don't you hate it when dontyouhateitwhenpeopledontusespaces"
"""Why does stuff like this always happen to me?"" - gay passenger on Titanic"
"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"
"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."
"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."