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Joke of the Day
"What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
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"My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business."
"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"
"I recently got a device that can remotely slow down any car And as an added bonus it shows me what speed they're going at too!"
"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."
"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."
"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."
"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."
"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."
"This soup tastes funny Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?"