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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."
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"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"
"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."
"What kind of tea isn't fake? A property"
"A Jewish boy tells his father... ""Daddy, daddy, I need to borrow $20."" The father replies, ""$10? What are you gonna buy for $5?"""
"Who was the greatest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died"
"Since you've discovered the Internet you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?"
"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."
"What do you call an elf who lost all his toys? Legolas"
"Try toasting... It raises your spirits."