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Joke of the Day

"I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today. My Wife wasn't. She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse. Odd, we don't own a dog."

"I was going to make a joke about an oil refinery... but I didn't want to make a crude joke."

"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"

"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"

"Why can't women explain feminism to men? Because they need a man to do it for them"

"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""

"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves #2 Fuck her right in the pussy."

"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"

"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"