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Joke of the Day
"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr"
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"What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting."
"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""
"What do you call a slippery book? Non-Friction"
"Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a *sham*"
"So I started up my PC today and all the work on my thesis was gone Who let the .docx out?"
"I just took enough Vicodin to kill a medium-sized Chipmunk. RIP Roy. Roy's the hypothetical Chipmunk. I named him. Has anyone seen my legs??"
"You know the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day? On St. Patrick's day, everyone wants to be Irish."
"How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had? He used cowculus!"
"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"