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Joke of the Day

"It would be way cooler if whenever you punched a kid, a bunch of coins came out of them like in Mario. But ya, I'm free to babysit tonight."

"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."

"What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower? 10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head."

"I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer. He kept falling asleep whilst counting sheep."

"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."

"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."

"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"

"What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race."

"At school we were always taught the pull-out method doesn't work... ...but like many teenagers, it hasn't stopped the UK trying anyway."

"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."