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Joke of the Day

"Step 1 Change your Wi-Fi password to ""blowmefirst."" Step 2 Wait for someone to ask you for it."

"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."

"Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?"

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*"

"Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on] -Noun Chemistry 1.An ion with paws-tive charge. 2.The cutest ion ever."

"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."

"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"

"""I'll teach you the gropes."" -perverted mentor"

"Girl anatomy jokes are not funny period."

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened."