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Joke of the Day

"I can't help but think that The Last Supper must have been a bit tense... ...with Jesus relating the bread to his broken skin and the wine to his own blood. I bet no one touched the meatballs."

"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."

"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"

"What's Christopher Nolan's favorite song? BBBRRAAAAAAAHHHHHMMM...'s lullaby."

"What do you call a Native American with psoriasis? Apache Indian"

"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."

"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."

"What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak."

"My GF called me ""behind the times"" today. I got so upset, I paused the VCR, paged my friends & asked them to fax me their best advice."

"If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile"