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Joke of the Day
"This is a motherfucking website. http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/"
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"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"
"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."
"If at first you don't succeed... Well, there goes your skydiving career."
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."
"All the kids at Sandyhook wanted books... But all they got was magazines."
"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"
"Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road."