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Joke of the Day

"Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?"

"""I don't like the taste of water."" - first world problem"

"People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing... Could I be more WORKING!"

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the Like' button is below)"

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."

"What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? Short for words."

"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""

"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."