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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay midget? Sweet and Low"

"That artsy picture you took of your Jack Daniels really spoke to me. It said ""This persons an alcoholic but still takes decent pictures."""

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"

"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."

"First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? Bare Grylls"

"I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't."

"What happens if you steel? You have to get Alloy-er"

"A giraffe walks into a bar and happily announces, ""A round of drinks for everybody!"" ... ""The highballs are on me!"""

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, ""Well, this changes everything"""