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Joke of the Day

"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."

"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."

"Did you hear about the racist dolphin waiter? He serves no porpoise."

"Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places."

"Obergruppenfuhrer Akbar of the SS was in the Swiss Alps While walking about he spots a group of fugitives from the Reich. He turns to his men and shouts: ""It's a von Trapp!"""

"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "

"English teacher 01 My english teacher walks into the class furious of the boys in his class for not completing the homwork. In his rage he shouts , I have two daughters .. Both are girls ...."

"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."

"6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads. 7yo: why do you need to be a bird? my 7yo is ready for twitter."

"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."