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Joke of the Day
"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"
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"A list of compelling arguments regarding the existence of God."
"What does the alcoholic drink when he complains wine (kinda sorry)"
"How many american rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."
"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."
"If being a success was a sound, I bet it would sound a lot like this air pump I'm using to inflate my new furniture."
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"
"The question is not ""Why is Instagram not working?"", but ""Why does the world need another picture of you?"" #instagramnotworking"
"What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner."