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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter? Because it was too Win+D"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you're the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies."

"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."

"all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins. no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it's gone"

"Please keep yelling incoherently at strangers on the internet about which candidate you think is best. This will surely change their minds"

"Two Jewish women are on a bench One turns to the other and says ""meh"" The other responds ""eh"" The first one replies ""but enough about the children"""

"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. ... Wait."

"INTERVIEWER: strengths? ME: I'm good at presenting both sides of an argument INTERVIEWER: great ME: which could also be a weakness..."

"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"

"Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own."