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Joke of the Day
"Why did tigger look in the toilet... He was looking for Pooh"
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"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."
"I know I need to lose weight when.. I ask my boyfriend ""do I look fat in these knickers ? "" and he says "" what knickers ?"""
"EA cut so many corners with the Sims 4 that they made a circle."
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"What do you call Catholics who marry Jews? Cashews!"
"My extremely slow tailor is trying to give me an impromptu fitting but I don't want to do it right now I'm taking steps to prevent the measure"
"Damn girl Just $5 for a blowjob? You have syphigonnaidsitis or something?"
"What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood."
"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"