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Joke of the Day

"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."

"My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast"

"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"""Never go to bed angry"" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years."

"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"

"*passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live"

"I made a meme"

"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."

"You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak."