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Joke of the Day

"What is your best weed/stoner related joke? I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!"

"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."

"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."

"Old tourist joke German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""

"My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off"

"Dog: Whatcha doing? Me: Shaving my legs. Dog: Why? Me: So that I'm not covered in... Dog: Not covered in what, Erren? NOT COVERED IN WHAT?"

"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."

"The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff..."

"I'm not saying the Internet lies, but there is an alarming discrepancy in the number of iPads I've won and the number that I actually own."