20123

Joke of the Day

"Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene."

"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."

"4-year-old: ""Frozen"" is on TV! Me: We have it on DVD. And Blu-ray. And digital download. 4: Yeah, but this one is on right now."

"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"

"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."

"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"

"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"

"The awkward moment when you say, ""I love you,"" then the pizza delivery guy says, ""That'll be $12.46, please."""

"How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? There's really no sure way to know."