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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels"
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"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."
"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"
"TIFU by whipping the wrong person at the BDSM club. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!"
"What does a terrorist in Antarctica say? Allahu Akburrrrrr"
"What I say: Play outside. What my kid hears: Find a spot in the yard where I can't see you so I constantly imagine you've been kidnapped."
"Why did the terrorist kill his wife on their anniversary? She got him the wrong kind of blowup doll."