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Joke of the Day

"When I see a couple sharing the same facebook account I always want to ask them which one of you got caught having an affair"

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"

"Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad? Because Hillary took the L."

"99 cent stores must've had some pretty nice shit in 1921"

"Why don't paperclips move around a lot? They like being stationery."

"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those who can count and those who cannot."

"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"

"What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme."