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Joke of the Day
"99 cent stores must've had some pretty nice shit in 1921"
Next Joke
"What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop? What a wondrous *turd* of events."
"Did you guys hear about the Italian chef who had food poisoning? He pasta way."
"If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush."
"I ate everything, including the H."
"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."
"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"
"They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place"
"I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story."
"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"