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Joke of the Day

"If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the ""Special Weapons And Grenades"" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG"

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!"

"Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."

"What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction."

"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"

"You'd think after 12 years of filming Boyhood someone would be like hey maybe we should make this good."

"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."