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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice? A goddamn riceist"
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"What's so unfunny that it's funny? An anti-joke."
"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."
"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."
"I made my money the old-fashioned way... I used a printing press"
"A guy walks in a library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide Librarian: Fuck you, you won't return it"
"I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker."
"Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine."
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."
"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"