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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."

"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"

"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"

"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."

"The best argument for ""the sequel is never as good as the original"" is birds v. dinosaurs."

"Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!"

"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."

"I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. ""She didn't like me."""

"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""

"What do you think of the anus, As a whole"