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"Donald Trump's campaign."
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"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."
"Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep."
"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""
"Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood."
"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass"
"Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway"
"Every day, there's a kid coming to my store looking for trouble... And every day, I tell him we're sold out. Can't he buy Monopoly instead?"
"Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed. Oh The Hue Manatee!"