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Joke of the Day
"Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people"
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"Q: If a man's signature is called a John Hancock, what do you call a woman's? A: Historically insignificant."
"How did the Canadian win the hockey game? He took stEHreroids"
"What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child? Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital."
"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."
"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"
"Finally got a phone at my desk. In related news, thanks to me, 56 random people are running to catch their refrigerators."
"The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by... ...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol."
"I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes"
"I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified."