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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."
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"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."
"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."
"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"
"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"
"I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday... He said, oh these are Haribo! Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."
"Saw a girl with three lip-ring piercings on the subway this morning. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."
"Do you know why Dead Baby jokes never get old? Because they die so young."